It's Christmas come early...

...far too early. So yesterday, I was in town with my mum - I'm that cool - when I happened upon this in a department store... Why?

I'm all for shops staying open, and obviously Christmas is a big earner for them. But it was the 28th of September for heaven's sake! Why must Christmas, which is only a two day holiday, let us not forget... take up a quarter of the year? We only went in to look at the Hallowe'en stuff...